Well then I’ll be your wing person.
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brlemworld@lemmy.world 1 month agoI’m gay
MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 1 month ago
Hop in their lap, look up expectantly in a cute way, and take very good care of your hair so you are soft to pet. Once they start begging for your attention, act aloof and uninterested.
The bar cats did this to me recently and it worked. It was clear they were the masters of the bar.
Neon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Then just don’t be gay anymore?
Duh