Comment on Anon hates smartphones
uis@lemm.ee 5 weeks agoEhh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
Comment on Anon hates smartphones
uis@lemm.ee 5 weeks agoEhh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 5 weeks ago
new kind of biometrics?
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Insert authentication dildo to continue.
uis@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
Comment105@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Is this how Russians call the iPhone gay?