Ned and Ted have a marriage bed
Monogamy is good for Ted
Many hungry holes has Ned
Ned shares the marriage bed
with other men not named Ted
Ted says Ned must quit their bed
Because of commitments that once were said
Ted now sleeps alone it seems
For freedom Ned no longer dreams
The problem wasn’t that Ted was cucked
The problem is that Ned just sucked
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Ned and Ted have a marriage bed
Monogamy is good for Ted
Many hungry holes has Ned
Ned shares the marriage bed
with other men not named Ted
Ted says Ned must quit their bed
Because of commitments that once were said
Ted now sleeps alone it seems
For freedom Ned no longer dreams The problem wasn’t that Ted was cucked
The problem is that Ned just sucked
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Bravo