By coming together in person, we can strengthen our connections, foster a vibrant culture, and achieve our shared goals.

strengthen our connections

That’s a cruel irony coming from a telecom that refuses to sell connections to millions of Americans who already have an AT&T cable connected to their house.

vibrant culture If by “vibrant” you mean “lumbering dinosaur that is the textbook definition of ‘engineered incompetence’” then ok because good corporate culture is definitely not what AT&T is known for.