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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

> 2025
> Trump's inaurguation day
> Liberals are crying
> Biden and Kamala just lets him become the president
> Obama nowhere to be found
> He suddenly appears flying
> "I hereby deny the inauguration of Donald J Trump"
> Secret services tries to stop him
> He screams "Obama beam" and evaporates them with a laser beam from his mouth
> "Can we stop fascism? Yes we can!"
> He then Obama beams Trump, JD Vance, and most of the architects of Project 2025
> Biden's eyes glow red, screams the F-slur at Obama, and starts to fly
> The two are fighting each other in the air, massive projectiles are damaging the capitol hill
> Biden screams "When they go low, we go high! Just give them a chance and work with them."
> Obama screams "This got us nothing but suffering, pain, and the rise of fascism! I shouldn't only put my own justice there, but greatly expanded the Supreme court!"
> They get progressively slower, and fight on the ground
> They barely can hit each other now
> Bernie Sanders and Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez jump out with hammers and sickles
> They kill both of them with those
> Bernie Sanders and AoC then takes power
> They create the United Socialist States of America on the ruins of the USA
> The USSA army then proceeds to publicly execute those who banned abortion for killing women

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