You jest but that’s literally already a thing that exists and you can buy it!
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OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 4 days ago
It tracks the quality of your shits, draws a graph of the daily amount that you can share on social media and recommends a list of sponsored foods depending on your needs.
DrownedRats@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Free_Opinions@feddit.uk 4 days ago
I know you’re joking but a toilet that analyzes your stool would be quite remarkable health monitoring device to go along with our smartwatches and stuff. I bet there’s loads of health markers you could see from it.