Comment on how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?
nepenthes@lemmy.world 5 days agoI’m not sure you meant to reply to me? I was just tryin to stick up for you against Johnny No-Posts.
I never advocated Bird Violence; I am Friend to Bird and had three bestie Steller’s Jays during the lockdown. They visited multiple times a day for nuts, and would wait for me on the patio.
tilefan@lemm.ee 5 days ago
oh, I wasn’t trying to be dickish about it, but I was pointing out that fighting a Canada goose is much different than fighting a pelican. a pelican, there seem to be multiple ways to hold it off without really hurting it, with a goose, the way they attack you can really only go for the head or neck which probably means you’re going to kill it.
I was very high at the time so the rest is pretty much rambling.
nepenthes@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Ahh ok, clearly I need more weed!
I usually try to slip around geese, and if that fails I book it.