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JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

That’s why I specifically said ‘while kayaking’ but also I’ve cared for geese, roosters, and swans.

Ever been attacked by any of those animals? I have. Roosters are the worst. They have these sharp spikes on their legs that draw blood. I’ve kicked a rooster with everything i had because it was spurring me and going for my face. Itd didnt just die, thing kept coming at me. I kicked it several times without holding back and it just kept attacking. Took two people to catch it so i could get in my car. The rooster was fine. I was scratched to hell.

Thar rooster was small. Now imagine a goose or swan with the same attitude.

I’ve worked many farms and those birds don’t fuck around. If your so confident by all means fuck around with those birds and find out. I won’t stop you.

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