Comment on how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?
RBWells@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Real answer?
Don’t fight the pelican. The law is on their side, for one thing.
No I don’t think you could hold it away from you without hurting it or you. No I don’t think it has any intention of harming you, unless you are a fish. Walk on by, it will either just sit there or fly away.
retrieval4558@mander.xyz 1 week ago
Bird law in this country is not governed by reason.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
lol, this is just a great sentence is a great post