Comment on how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?

RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

Real answer?

Don’t fight the pelican. The law is on their side, for one thing.

No I don’t think you could hold it away from you without hurting it or you. No I don’t think it has any intention of harming you, unless you are a fish. Walk on by, it will either just sit there or fly away.

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