Comment on how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Pelicans have stupid stumpy little legs, basically no talons because they have webbed ducklike feet, and are able to apply very little biting force with their beaks due to the length. Pelicans feed by scooping things up and swallowing them whole. They don’t bite, tear, or chew. I’ve never seen one try to peck anything. They’re certainly not built for that.
If you grabbed a pelican by the beak I think there is vanishingly little it could actually do to you aside from squirming and flapping feathers all over the place. You should be fairly clear to yeet the thing into the ocean at your own convenience.
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
I left this open for a while and forgot what post I was reading when I returned, so I misread your first sentence as “politicians” rather than pelicans…
And lemme tell you, that was a quality chuckle.
burgersc12@mander.xyz 1 week ago
I’ll gladly throw a politicican beak first, just point me in the right direction!
Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
I reread the post replacing “pelican” with “politician”. I haven’t laughed this much in weeks. Thank you.