Comment on How do I win a fight with a lion?
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
If you’re fighting a singular male lion on it’s own… They’re not brave without their pack and they’re way more ‘bark’ than bite. It’s just like a black bear, be as big and loud as you can. Alone in the face of a fight it’s not sure it can win, the Lion will want to run. That will just buy you time, closing the gap and actually winning the fight will depend on circumstances, but you can get the upper hand in a lot of ways.
Whatever happens, be thankful you’re not fighting a Tiger.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
I’ll just wrestle it to the ground and bite its neck (I’m a vampire)
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 1 week ago
rookie vampire mistake. Just summon in a swarm of wolves and mist-form away whenever the lion gets close. Maybe shoot some of the spectators some beguiling eyes and throw them at the lions too. Once its too full to keep moving, then deliver the coup de grace.