Comment on Anon loves his sister

• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh really?

  😧

  Okay maybe I take thay back then.

  I wish to be the only child.

  Genie please grant my wish. 🥺

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s aight. Parents divorced tho

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    • 13esq@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Jokes on you, parents are already divorced.

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      • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        There’s no mistake; the joke is clearly at my expense

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  • Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Only child is worse because you have no one to annoy when you’re bored.

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    • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Oh I can annoy internet strangers.

      Never gonna give you up

      Never gonna let you down

      Never gonna run around

      And desert you

      (Honestly, my older brother is a jerk, I wanna switch timelines.)

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  • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Wish granted, your father has become infertile from ball cancer

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    • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Its fine. Just do what we do to cats and dogs. 😉

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My best friend growing up was an only child and hated it. Siblings can absolutely suck, but I think it’s way better than being completely alone.

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• Sylvartas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My sister had a lengthy phase where her go-to move was a kick in the balls. To be fair it was a great deterrent

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