Bonus points if you have at least one felony or are a rapist or other kind of predator.
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Squorlple@lemmy.world 3 weeks agoI thought lying was a requirement for a cabinet position /s
lemmylommy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
There’s a weird phenomeon where if you commit 34 felonies, you become president.
Google it, its called “trump rule 34”
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Haha, good one.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Well, at this point you might as well:
Run for office.
Lie all the way.
Who knows, maybe you become the first Lemming to become elected to office. 😉
Or if your polling is low and the odds are not good, you can just
illegallyspend all your campaign funds for vacations.YOLO
Squorlple@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My recently re-elected county clerk is an active Wikipedia editor and Redditor; I wouldn’t be surprised if he has also partially migrated to Lemmy.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Huh…I just realized I know so little about my local county clerk, that I didn’t even know that was a thing, or what they do.
Wait. Are YOU the local county clerk? Are YOU migrating to Lemmy from reddit?
Squorlple@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A county clerk does the sort of stuff that a Wikipedia nerd is best equipped to do.
He’s not me; I moved to this district this summer and came across his public accounts while researching the candidates new to me on my ballot this year. And I’ve already comfortably made the move to Lemmy.