This hurts to read.
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GreenSkree@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They missed so many opportunities to make it actually a nightmare. Adding these should help…
Standard plan: 2 DPI settings. (50, 32000)
Premium plan: 3 DPI settings! (50, 100, 32000) Ad Free!
Pro-gamer plan ($45/mo) Mouse acceleration toggle 1 customizable DPI settings (more available @ $5/mo each) Middle mouse click functionality unlocked! (Bound to backspace. Customizable binding @ $2/mo) AI tooltips to suggest when/where to click next. ($5/Mo to disable) Cloud backup*
*Requires Internet connection. Mouse falls back to standard plan and settings when not connected. Requires device reboot to re-enable subscription after disconnect.
bangsnooter@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Archer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How long could a mouse take to reboot, Michael? An hour?
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
$10 for unlimited scrolling!
Valmond@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And it will anti cheat a little on the cheap tier when you play games.
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
At least this provider gives unlimited free scrolling!
negativenull@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Thanks Satan