Comment on Assassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM

Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• RDAM_Whiskers@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Make sure they are unwashed while being monitored

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re supposed to wash your balls?

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• LouSlash@szmer.info ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A shit monitoring balls?

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “If you betray us, Ubisoft, I’m going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!”

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• Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t want that disease vector anywhere near my dangly bits, thanks.

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