Once I put my head up to the EFTPOS machine and the payment actually went through
Comment on brains!
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks agoSadly, no. About 0.5% of our brain mass is microplastics.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
voracitude@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
EFTPOS is the fastest payment system in the world for identifying Australians on the internet. If you need to camouflage, you can use “card reader” instead. I don’t know when you’d need to camouflage like that, but these are interesting times.
papertowels@lemmy.one 4 weeks ago
Additionally, the average brain is about 1300 grams. 0.5% of 1300 is 6.5 grams, and plastic credit cards weigh roughly 5 grams.
.5% is really hard for me to visualize. A credit card in everyone’s brain is unfortunately easy…
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
CARD DECLINED