Comment on brains!

papertowels@lemmy.one ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Are you joking?

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  • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sadly, no. About 0.5% of our brain mass is microplastics.

    pirg.org/…/new-research-finds-plastic-in-human-br…

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    • papertowels@lemmy.one ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Additionally, the average brain is about 1300 grams. 0.5% of 1300 is 6.5 grams, and plastic credit cards weigh roughly 5 grams.

      .5% is really hard for me to visualize. A credit card in everyone’s brain is unfortunately easy…

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      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        CARD DECLINED
        

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Once I put my head up to the EFTPOS machine and the payment actually went through

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      • voracitude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        EFTPOS is the fastest payment system in the world for identifying Australians on the internet. If you need to camouflage, you can use “card reader” instead. I don’t know when you’d need to camouflage like that, but these are interesting times.

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