Comment on AAAAAHHHHH

JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• zante@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Right ?

  My brain immediately said “where could pick 5kg of meal worms ?”

  I’ve managed to deescalate , and now it’s just on my bucket list

  source

  • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I bought this quantity of super worms for my turtles…

    And omg it’s so much. It’s like a 5gallon bucket full of dehydrated crawlies. I wish I could get that quantity of dried river shrimp, but so so so much more expensive.

    Anyway, I have no idea what I’m going to do with them… I doubt my little 3 inch turtle is going to be able to consume them in the max 10 years he has left… (I had two when I bought them, but the big female one died a few months later. No idea what happened, but they were halfway to their max lifespan at the time, and she deteriorated too fast to do anything about it, so…) so I guess feeding them to crows might be a good bet. Get me a corvid following. I’ve always wanted a minion army.

    source

    • SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you have any parking nuisances, throw a handful of mealworm on their car at night. The early bird will get the worm, and the car will be covered in bird shit.

      source
    • zante@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think you’d be doing us all a great favour, if you took a large bucket outside, and opened it up.

      Get back to us ?

      source
  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Any cool things you got on sale on Black Friday?”

    “Oooh yeah, 5kg of mealworms!”

    “The, wha, why…?”

    “AAAAAAHH! Haha”

    "ಠ_ಠ "

    source
• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They call them meal worms for a reason, am I right?

  source