Comment on At what age do we switch from measuring a human by length to by height?

Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “That is too big for a tumor. Hou’re going to die.”

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have dick like a baby, 10-pounds of dangling fury.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m just imagining a grown man standing there, then you takes off your towel, and instead of a dick, you have a conjoined infant baby dangling from your crotch. Attatched by the head to your crotch. Clearly only aged until age 3 months old, meanwhile the adult half of you is 34 years old.

    Scientists can’t figure out if they love or hate you.

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