That’s like 400k a year pre-tax salary. If they’re making that much and still can’t afford a nice meal, they’ve got some serious problems with budgeting and restraint.
That’s easy. Let’s assume you take home 18,000 a month.
To get the couch, cut your food budget in half and skip rent for 1 month.
Using the extra $900 to hire a moving company to get the couch in.
Next month, you going to face late fees Again, cut the food budget in half, and use the $900 for rent.
Repeat for matching Tiger and Panther couches.
If your landlord complains about the late and unpaid rent, just remind them its all for the couches. They’ll understand and leave you alone. That being said, be sure to place the couches so one can be easily moved in front the door whenever you’re there.
xthexder@l.sw0.com 4 weeks ago
That’s like 400k a year pre-tax salary. If they’re making that much and still can’t afford a nice meal, they’ve got some serious problems with budgeting and restraint.
Dagnet@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Does your year have 24 months or your months have 8 weeks?
xthexder@l.sw0.com 4 weeks ago
You pay like 40% tax at that salary.
Dagnet@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Are you high? That’s not how tax brackets work and 10k/2weeks is 240k a year
Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Food $200 Rent $800 Gorilla couch $10 000
Someone help me budget this.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That’s easy. Let’s assume you take home 18,000 a month. To get the couch, cut your food budget in half and skip rent for 1 month.
Using the extra $900 to hire a moving company to get the couch in.
Next month, you going to face late fees Again, cut the food budget in half, and use the $900 for rent.
Repeat for matching Tiger and Panther couches.
If your landlord complains about the late and unpaid rent, just remind them its all for the couches. They’ll understand and leave you alone. That being said, be sure to place the couches so one can be easily moved in front the door whenever you’re there.