Comment on same as it ever was

Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

  Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.

  Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

  I have buggered men

  Secundus likes to screw boys.

  If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.

  The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

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  • djsoren19@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    these are the greatest receipts I could ever dream of.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yo Imma need Attice’s digits, and a bag of sestertii

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• SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh my sweet summer child…

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bad use of the meme.

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