Comment on Larian revealed that Baldur's Gate 3 has sold 2 copies in the Vatican

oce@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Sunshine@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  2 out of the 764 people who live there. I wanna see an investigation drama where they try to narrow it down.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oops, they only managed to uncover systematic sex abuse. Better luck next time, dang it.

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    • GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “I tried to find out who was playing Baldur’s Gate 3, but all I found was this worthless pile of sexual abuse evidence!” [Throws cardboard box into incinerator]

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Considering the Catholic Church banned chess and excommunicated several priests who were caught playing it, I’d believe it. But of course, kiddy diddling is just fine.

    Rebellious priests invented the folding chess set because of the ban actually.

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• sasquash@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  or two guys from the swiss guard.

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• Auli@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Father Robert bring one.

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