Comment on The doctor then had to go and treat that lawyer for being a burn victim

• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Next time you see it it’ll be a 1-minute mp4 with a loop of some crap music that means a specific vibe to 15 year olds.

  I don’t know how much more bandwidth inefficient we can make it after that.

  source

  • tbird83ii@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t forget the voice over reading the whole thing like its not right in front of me… “This doctor needed to call the burn unit after an attorney questioned him”…

    source

    • jas0n@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also, don’t forget to split the video in half so you can watch someone react to the video you’re watching.

      source
  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Embed it in a PowerPoint presentation and somehow it will triple in file size

    source
  • Eiri@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Upscale it to 4K for no reason

    source

    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yeah that’ll do it.

      source
  • residentmarchant@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t forget subway surfers!

    source
  • WaxedWookie@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Let me introduce you to…

    The Metaverse!

    source