I’m looking forward to a constant stream of news about tweets xcrements
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obscur_e@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Orange man was erected
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Nice lady shockingly flaccid
uber_chicken@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Doubtful at his age
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
He’s the type to down fistfuls of Viagra. Hey, maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll overdose and his cock will explode.
Justas@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I’ve heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
He’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.