I’m looking forward to a constant stream of news about tweets xcrements
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obscur_e@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Orange man was erected
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Nice lady shockingly flaccid
uber_chicken@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Doubtful at his age
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
He’s the type to down fistfuls of Viagra. Hey, maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll overdose and his cock will explode.
Justas@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’ve heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
He’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.