Nah, in its internal logic, Chalcedonean Christianity doesn’t have this problem. Jesus is defined as fully human and fully divine, and peeing is just part of being human.
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PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 month agoPeeing implies waste, which implies imperfection. If god were really God, his body would be 100% efficient and he wouldn’t consume anything he didn’t need.
theacharnian@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jesus and God are two different entities, we were discussing “The Father”.
theacharnian@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Chalcedonian Christianity is also Nicene, i.e., Trinitarian: one being in three cosubstantial persons.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh, so Jesus just had one nut, the Holy Ghost had the other one, and God obviously had the Heavenly Shaft. Got it.
sartalon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
One man’s waste is another man’s gold…
Batman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe the pee is not waste, but spontaneously created to God’s will. " I want to pee, sure would be nice if I had a penis right now" - a diety that does not plan ahead, probably.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well God, that’s pretty sexist. You don’t need a penis to pee.