I don’t know why Janet thought that the working conditions would be nice at the evil laboratory. It’s not exactly evil to take good care of your employees now, is it?
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don@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Holy shit, Janet, the fuck you think minions, underlings, and henchmen are for? What, did you just wake up this morning and decided on a fucking whim that “like, idunno, I’m thinking my mood’s giving… like… (toe twirl) idunno… evilly scientisty! Yeah! Let’s give that shot!”
Fucking get your shit together, Janet. FFS
davidagain@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Not everyone starts their evil business with a sizabke evil donation from their evil grandma.
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
You know how expensive minions, underlings, and henchmen are?! Why do you think their performance is scrutinized so heavily? MUH is the largest share of the evil budget! You need at least 3 evil breakthroughs before you can expand your MUH budget!