The good news is you get a four hour erection.
The bad news is that you die within two hours.
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thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The erection won’t do you much good as you try to avoid going into respiratory arrest:
Symptoms may appear within 10 to 20 minutes after the bite, and death within two to six hours, where severe pain radiates to the rest of the limb, systemic effects include tachycardia, increased blood pressure, vertigo, fever, sweating, visual disturbances, nausea, vomiting, difficulty breathing and paralysis.
Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 1 year ago
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Hey! Necrophiliacs need love, too!
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
… But… Also the erection, yes? 🤔
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Win some, lose some
MrLLM@ani.social 1 year ago
Does this applies to 70 yo? Otherwise I think we don’t have a deal. Asking for a friend.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Fully erect, like hard in the tip
You’ll feel like a kid again
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
So, i see no downside here 😁