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purplemonkeymad@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

Sorry we can’t employ you as your ssn is too long. Also we can’t have any new employees called Mike Smith as the HR system already has someone with that name.

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BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
The LMS we use at my school can’t handle multiple students with the same name. So we have John Smith and John Smith-2. We have like 2000 new students each year, and we have recently transitioned to this LMS. Smh

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- TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–
  
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- PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  In this two thousand and twenty fourth year of our lord, there are still people using databases that don’t automatically append a unique number to entries to avoid this exact scenario…
  
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Tywele@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Try XxMikeSmithxX

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- Norin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  MikeSmith2.22.1989
  
  See, Mike can’t forget his username if it’s his name and birthday.
  
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Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
And 69420 Mike Hunt’s

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