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Comment on How do I... Do court? I didn't realize my license was expired and got pulled over. Now I have court tomorrow.

jagged_circle@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

Tell the judge you’re a sovereign citizen and he has no authority over you. If they try to touch you, just call “help! I’m being kidnapped!”

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Allero@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
To be super clear: this is a joke answer, NEVER do this.

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- Tja@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  But if you do anyway, please record it.
  
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  - Illuminostro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    For posterity.
    
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    Tja@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    And Lols. And worthless Internet points.
    
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