Comment on Lifeprotip
58008@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This is why I keep my front door key in my foreskin. Either I evade the pickpocket, or I make a new friend. I cannot lose.
As a younger man, I was able to unlock the door hands-free. These days, I need to fish the key out of my floppy beige KKK hood like a sock trapped in a duvet cover on laundry day.
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
I call this comment, the “58008’s Wild Ride”
harmsy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Mr. Skeltal’s was worse.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
You thank mr skeltal for helping you get off mr bones wild ride.