Comment on Healthy eating

eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuck me, that spoonerism meme I posted a while back fucked up more than just me, it seems.

  I normally suffer from translocating things, a la Sheriff of Rottingham, or like the meme itself. Weef Bellington isn’t real. He can’t hurt me runs out of room screaming

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  • TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reddit has such a tiny, sad little spoonerism community. If we can infect all of Lemmy with it then I’ll be pleased.

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    • JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      TIL there’s a name for this. This has been one of my bits for years

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Holy shit, I just saw your UN. Amazing

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    • ALostInquirer@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What’s a spoonerism?

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      • TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        So glad you asked! There are different types with different names, but the traditional spoonerism is where you switch the first consonant sounds of two different words. The example above is baco tell, which is the spoonerism of Taco Bell.

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  in my defense, it was after gym

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  • xavier666@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lose 500 calories and gain 1000 calories. Perfectly balanced.

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    • cheddar@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I know math. Zeroes cancel out each other, so it’s 5 and 10. 10 - 5 = 5. Plus 5 calories is nothing.

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      • xavier666@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Maths community: “Years of academy training wasted”

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      losing 500 cal - optimistic, aren’t we?

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