Did you see Borderlands, Killer’s Game, or any of the Rebel Moon variations?
Comment on unwatchable!!
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
I saw it last night: it’s the worst wet fart of a movie I’ve seen in a long time
averyminya@beehaw.org 5 days ago
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
Nope, as I generally want to be entertained when I spend money and time for a movie.
I’d lie if I said I expected this to be as good as the first one, but boy was that an understatement…
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 days ago
What is missing from the original?
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
Story cohesion, justifiable plot, relatable characters, believable dialogues, good montage (there are more frame changes than a fast and furious chase sequence) and in general there is nothing that make this one look like a Tim Burton movie.
But hey we now have *checks notes* Monica Bellucci, the worst actress the big screen has ever seen…
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
In one or two simlpe sentences, summarize the story of the original Beetlejuice film. In just a few words, what is Beetlejuice about?
May I introduce you to Monique Gabrielle?
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
Ghost couple tries to shoo away the family who bought their house after they died. The thing gets out of hand when they hire Beetlejuice.
Why this question, tho?
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
That sucks. The producers (or directors or someone idfk) have just been charged with making the first screen adaption of one of my favorite ongoing comic series. I’m nervous.
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
I really hope that you’re not gonna end up disappointed as I was yesterday coming out of the theater: I could’t find one single aspect I enjoyed and still cannot