there are no cart returns anywhere
This is on the grocery store.
Comment on Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread
oneofmany@lemmy.world 3 months ago
BUT! What if the parking lot is four miles long and there are no cart returns anywhere and you’re tired because you’ve been working 20 hour days with no time off and it’s 140 degrees outside and the grocery store is exploiting their workers and you haven’t eaten in days and you have a disability and the carts are coin operated and this is literally the only way to solve the unemployment crisis? WHAT THEN??
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 months ago
13esq@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I also have an emergency that I need to get to NOW!
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
You hold onto both handles, pivot in the direction of cart return four miles away, and then you run at full blast for 6 seconds, releasing at your apex speed and finally stand their with your hand shielding you from the sun as that little cart trundles off towards freedom, inevitably to be picked up by another good samaritan two miles away.