Can you post a picture of yourself here so we all know to just leave you to die, if we ever see you in medical distress.
TIA.
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DempstersBox@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Man, fuck all the heroes in this thread.
I’d 100% fuck with some neighbor asshole who resuscitated me into a life with a whole rack of broken ribs on top of all the other problems
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Why don’t you just off yourself instead of waiting for you to flip over while nobody is around to save you?
Smoogs@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It’s on you for not telling anyone your intentions. Your decision. Your responsibility to make sure it’s adhered to. So start with informing people. Don’t get shocked that no one understands what you want without you telling them first. Own yourself.
DempstersBox@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Fuck that guy
ngwoo@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Oh no, broken ribs. Those famously can never be healed
huginn@feddit.it 1 week ago
Then get a fucking tattoo on your forehead saying Do Not Resuscitate.
Otherwise I’m going to assume you want to live, like 99.9% of humanity when they need CPR.
DempstersBox@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Where’s your tattoo that says you’re an ignorant cunt?
EMTs and paramedics aren’t allowed to acknowledge DNR tattoos, you literally have to file paperwork in your fucking county to have a signed, notarized DNR mean anything.
And they’re still going to break every goddamn rib in your chest before they look up the paperwork
DempstersBox@lemmy.world 1 week ago
An honest, actual recovery with CPR is less than half of that 3% ‘success’ rate that gets bandied about. A true, ‘this person actually healed up and had a life afterwards’ recovery is less than half a percent.
It’s freak accidents that happen to young people. Like 45 or younger.
Most people getting CPR are medically fragile already-hence the fucking heart stoppage-and foisting a chestful of broken ribs on top of whatever chronic ailments they already have does nothing but extend their suffering.
huginn@feddit.it 1 week ago
22% if started immediately
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As you put it in your other comment: “ignorant cunt”
desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
bullshit, more than 0.1% of the population is suicidal.
huginn@feddit.it 1 week ago
The suicide rate is 14 per 100k.
Being suicidal isn’t the issue here; it’s a question of actually dieing. Suicide rate, not “how many people have thought about dieing”