Would be an honor to be led by a 5 times ultimate smackdown champion and porn superstar.
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random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 week ago
That will happen right after Vin Diesel becomes US president after Trump chokes on a burger (not poisoned, sorry). Vin Diesel will be replaced by Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho after he flattens Diesel with a monster truck.
roboto@feddit.org 1 week ago
Senseless@feddit.org 1 week ago
Had me in the first half.
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
omg vin the guy who invented diesel
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
And the system to uniquely identify vehicles. Seems like a real car guy.
swab148@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Cars are his family