Comment on Shirley you cant be serious!

ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• Retrograde@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wait staff: “oh god, here’s the dude with the cameraless phone again 🙄”

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  • c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “How insufferable and low tipping do you think he’ll be today?”

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• Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I was visiting family and we went to a restaurant in NC that did this and the waitress just shrugged and said “We are environmentally friendly, we don’t have paper menus. Borrow someone’s phone” and then walked away.

  Questions I didnt get to ask… Like how much environmental impact does a dozen menus have? Also before you walk away… can I borrow your phone? I am not asking some stranger for the phone.

  My sister ended up having a smartphone with her. We wanted to leave, but my mom wasn’t having none of it because “it would be impolite, they have already served us water”.

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  • imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You know who else serves water mom? Prison, prison serves water. Is it impolite to leave prison!?

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You gotta leave before your first cup of water. It’d one cool trick the prison industry doesn’t want people to know about.

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  • bob_wiley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If I was forced to stay in a place that said that by family, I’d start getting really petty judging all the things they’re doing which have a bigger environmental impact than some menus.

    Like how about the data center running the website to host the menu? Are they using paper napkins? Is anything disposable on the plate I get with my food? How does the bill arrive, is it paper? Is there food waste in the kitchen, what happens to it?

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• unsaid0415@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Florida Man Asks For Paper Menu Without Mentioning That He In Fact Has A Phone With A Camera - “These idiots don’t even check!” He Says

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  • Retrograde@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The onion has entered chat

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  • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Florida Man Crosses Crosswalk Without Waiting For The Light - Claims There Were No Cars

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