thatâs the first step to being a casual vacuum cleaner
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Force_majeure123@aussie.zone âš3â© âšmonthsâ© ago
Omg Iâm eating out ATM in a busy place and I just sneezed into a napkin in a way that made a seal with my mouth. It came out as an enormous squeak sequel thing and turned everyoneâs heads. Eek.
bacon@aussie.zone âš3â© âšmonthsâ© ago
StudChud@aussie.zone âš3â© âšmonthsâ© ago
There he was in a busy place
Shoving his food into his face
When the urge to sneeze suddenly took over
He grabbed a napkin to keep his composure
But a seal he made with his dainty mouth
An uncouth sound, itâs all gone south
The cafe turns their heads to him
As he sits in silence with his sin.Force_majeure123@aussie.zone âš3â© âšmonthsâ© ago
My mouth isnât dainty đą
StudChud@aussie.zone âš3â© âšmonthsâ© ago
Itâs about the syllables bro
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone âš3â© âšmonthsâ© ago
My syllables are large and manly too thank you
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone âš3â© âšmonthsâ© ago
đđŒ
Duenan@aussie.zone âš3â© âšmonthsâ© ago
Weâll look on the bright side. At least it didnât fly back into the face of someone else.
Thereâs no coming back from that.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone âš3â© âšmonthsâ© ago
Atleast you didnât do a little wee at the same time.