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Comment on Daily Discussion Thread: 🍫🫚 Sunday, August 25, 2024
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Omg I’m eating out ATM in a busy place and I just sneezed into a napkin in a way that made a seal with my mouth. It came out as an enormous squeak sequel thing and turned everyone’s heads. Eek.
bacon@aussie.zone 1 year ago
StudChud@aussie.zone 1 year ago
There he was in a busy place
Shoving his food into his face
When the urge to sneeze suddenly took over
He grabbed a napkin to keep his composure
But a seal he made with his dainty mouth
An uncouth sound, it’s all gone south
The cafe turns their heads to him
As he sits in silence with his sin.Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 1 year ago
My mouth isn’t dainty 😢
StudChud@aussie.zone 1 year ago
It’s about the syllables bro
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 1 year ago
My syllables are large and manly too thank you
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 1 year ago
🙌🏼
Duenan@aussie.zone 1 year ago
We’ll look on the bright side. At least it didn’t fly back into the face of someone else.
There’s no coming back from that.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Atleast you didn’t do a little wee at the same time.