By definition, cows are female.

Your joke sucks, unless it’s a “onejoke”, in which case it sucks even more.

Nut milk comes from bulls, now that’s a better joke.

• Mature female cattle are called cows

• Mature intact male cattle are bulls

• Young female cattle are called heifers

• Young male cattle are oxen or bullocks

• Castrated male cattle are known as steers.