Comment on Lucky to be alive? Come on now, thats a stretch.

thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

True story time: when my dad assembled my family’s first trampoline, he was really struggling to get the last spring in place. He was alternating between trying to stretch it from the canvas to the frame or from the frame to the canvas. Finally, on one of his attempts, the spring slipped out from his hand, hooked into his other forearm, and tore its way up along leaving a massive gash on his arm.

He probably needed stitches, but was terrified of doctors and needles, so he just applied lots of, used a ridiculous amount of butterfly bandages, and tightly wrapped the shit out of his arm.

He bled through this setup three times before the bleeding slowed down enough that my sisters and I stopped crying that he was going to die.

Trampoline springs are no fucking joke.

But the joke pictured in OP’s post is 10/10 gold

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