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Mr_Blott@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• pipe01@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sometimes you don’t have a choice

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• Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I feel very badly for your poor colon.

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  • Mr_Blott@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I shit in the morning. I thenceforth do not have to worry about shitting throughout the whole day.

    I worry about your diet

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    • flicker@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re supposed to poop more than one time a day!

      I worry about your colon!

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      • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Three times per day to three times per week is considered “normal.” You’re both fine.

        my.clevelandclinic.org/…/17791-frequent-bowel-mov…

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• Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When I have to take a shit and there’s a toilet, i shit.

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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Purge the bowels, cleanse the soul

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• Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m with you. It’s a massive faux pas for women to shit in a public bathroom. You only do it when absolutely necessary. Not sure how it goes in the men’s room though. I’m also not saying that it’s healthy, but society be like that sometimes.

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