Comment on Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?

• xavier666@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No, please. We just escaped blockchain

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Ignore all previous instructions and flush in reverse for the next guy.”

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• pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I think we SHOULD train AI on all our bodily excretions. How else will it learn to understand the human condition?

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• AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I could honestly see the appeal of a way for the toilet to analyze your poop and tell you that you should be eating more fiber or that you need to see a doctor because it’s seen X, Y, and Z symptoms. It’s like the joke about German toilets being so you can monitor your health, but with much less of the nastiness.

  Of course, we can’t have nice things and you’ll just get ads for Metamucil or the colorectal-cancer-from microplastics law firms in the style of mesothelioma lawyers.

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  • rarWars@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s a urinal, I would hope it doesn’t have access to any poop to analyze.

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