Comment on Olympic casual GigaChad

• Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Japan experiences a high number of earthquakes because of all the athletes removing their extremely weighted training equipment when facing tough competition and needing to get serious. Undo the bindings and casually allow it to drop to the ground and the only reason Tokyo is still standing is because they designed their buildings to account for this.

  And then a character known for watching bullets travel from the gun to the target is shocked to realize he can’t follow the movement of the gun anymore.

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  • uis@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Japanese athletes: 100 pushups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats and a 10km run every day.

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Wouldn’t such a regiment have a high risk of all your hair falling out?

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    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That doesn’t sound absurd for an athlete.

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      • Leg@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        And yet the results speak for themselves.

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