Huh, I almost always read usernames. I find them hard to ignore even
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can@sh.itjust.works 1 month agoHell, I am chronically online and I still didn’t know. I also generally don’t read usernames but even when this one was brought to my attention I was thinking John Walsh (as in the man’s whose son was abducted and “Code Adam” is named for).
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
can@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Fascinating, I feel like my eyes don’t even look there.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Lol, I like having a silly name because I know it has caused atleast someone to crack a smile. Maybe thats why I can’t help but check usernames but I think it actually comes from my usage of tumblr back in the day. one-time-I-dreamt fooled me too many times to be forgotten
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sometimes you just have to stick some creamed corn in your eyes and radio for backup.
My favorite is when the police officers get kinky, and bust out the handcuffs!
Be sure to tip them in crypto. It’s better than a hat!
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