Comment on I'll get right on that

Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Angry_Autist@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There are probably less than 5 emails in our internal helpdesk queue this month that WEREN’T marked as urgent.

  Urgent problems this month include: ‘The glare from my kitchen window washes out my laptop screen’, ‘How do I change the color of my folders icon?’ and ‘Client reports hearing faint mumbling from their org’s landing page’

  I handled the last one personally, she had a forgotten tab with a looping podcast playing on very low for the last few days.

  When EVERYTHING is urgent, NOTHING is urgent.

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  • lightnegative@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “will the company go out of business if this isn’t fixed in the next hour?”

    Litmus test for urgency

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• Forester@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Urgently do the needful

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  • Forester@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Since you did reply to me, I’m going to reply to this chain to prompt you to reply quicker. Please do the needful urgently

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  • adespoton@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love that phrase. Because it lets me decide what’s needful. Sometimes it’s my lunch or catching up on the news.

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    • Forester@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sometimes it’s shit posting on Lemmy

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    • Angry_Autist@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I like it because it’s short and to the point. At first it grated on me but now I use it myself unironically on occasion.

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• Forester@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  HELP!!¡!!!¡!!! ME!!!

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    have one user that every subject is help, sequels get ! appended.

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    • Forester@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I just merged the tickets

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  • Angry_Autist@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    COMPUTER IS BROKE!11!!!11one!

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tonight I dine on turtle soup!

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