I have lightning fast wifi at home
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fckreddit@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
I have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.
Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Etterra@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Elections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.
Comment105@lemm.ee 7 months ago
This is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.
Eheran@lemmy.world 7 months ago
But electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.
meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
How many hot pockets do you need?!
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 7 months ago
At least 3.50
meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
I would have said somewhere between 2.4 and 6.
Muscar@discuss.online 7 months ago
Pffft, I have a microwave that emits microwaves at microwave speeds to microwave things.
dch82@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
This guy microwaves