Comment on I can whistle at the speed of sound

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• Muscar@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pffft, I have a microwave that emits microwaves at microwave speeds to microwave things.

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  • dch82@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This guy microwaves

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• Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I have lightning fast wifi at home

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Elections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.

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    • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.

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      • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        But electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.

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• meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How many hot pockets do you need?!

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  • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    At least 3.50

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    • meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I would have said somewhere between 2.4 and 6.

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