Fuck that, imma install Linux on my hip
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wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 months agoHello, we are calling about your hip’s extended warranty. Press 1 to be connected to a hipologist and remedy this issue. Press 2 to die. Ending this call will assume option 2. Option 1 is also option 2 but with a slightly longer buffer time. Too late, you are now dead. click
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 months ago
Congratulations, you can now outpace Usain Bolt, but you’ll need to open a terminal window to take a shit.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Deadman’s switch activated after not receiving a signal for 6h. Hip will explode in 3, 2…
moody@lemmings.world 3 months ago
You’re not cool enough, so you need a visit to the hipologist.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Hip-hip gunshot sounds
Shareholders: horray!
guy_threepwood@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You’re so un-hip I’m surprised your bum doesn’t fall off