Comment on You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.

• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hello, we are calling about your hip’s extended warranty. Press 1 to be connected to a hipologist and remedy this issue. Press 2 to die. Ending this call will assume option 2. Option 1 is also option 2 but with a slightly longer buffer time. Too late, you are now dead. click

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  • moody@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re not cool enough, so you need a visit to the hipologist.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hip-hip gunshot sounds

      Shareholders: horray!

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    • guy_threepwood@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re so un-hip I’m surprised your bum doesn’t fall off

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  • FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck that, imma install Linux on my hip

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    • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Congratulations, you can now outpace Usain Bolt, but you’ll need to open a terminal window to take a shit.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Deadman’s switch activated after not receiving a signal for 6h. Hip will explode in 3, 2…

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