Comment on Anon smashes his head

• ggppjj@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Eh, if we had good data on what they were like before the incident, maybe.

  This is all with the firm understanding that this $100% happened.

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  • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    100

    Dollars

    PERCEEEEENT!!!

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  • CodexArcanum@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh yes, we’re all operating in full knowledge that greentexts are 💯 percent truth.

    But yeah, if this very real person did have a concussion they might also be having personality shift because of it. A good thing to keep in mind if you are dealing with a person who’s had a big head smash.

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    • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      a big head smash

      “Yeah, I’m worried about my friend’s personality shift. He doesn’t want to breathe and have a round head like he used to love doing.”

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• scoobford@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  To be fair, they may be brain damaged.

  People say all kinds of crazy shit after a good head wound. My partner fell off a staircase a few months ago and asked me why I was letting the government put roaches under the bathroom sink.

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  • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So, did you have a good reason for letting them do that?

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    • scoobford@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey, birds fly, fish swim, and I spread my cheeks for the state.

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  • ggppjj@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wow, crazy to think what a concussion can do to a person. Imagine forgetting the Act to Ensure the Continued Existence of Under Counter Roaches of 2019.

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  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    now i know everything about insane Facebook users.

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  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    On a similar note I’m starting an investigation putting pgs on dog turds to see where the guberment keeps disappear them from my lawn too

    /s

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• Titou@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I started to feel bad for the person with a concussion and gangrenous untreated wound

  Just to imagine make me feel sick 🤢

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  • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tbf, they’re saying “dead ghost girls”. Wanting to romance a corpse is considerably less creepy than wanting to bang a corpse. At least the ghost must consent.

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