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vk6flab@lemmy.radio 4 months ago
Except that the humpback whale will reproduce long before that marine biologist loses his virginity.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 4 months ago
grimdeter@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
I was scrolling comments to see if i am the only one who thought about him
pivot_root@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Hmmm, let’s see:
- Can’t even spell “can” correctly. (dumb)
- Bad attitude towards animals. (mean spirited)
- Paid for premium. (desperate)
Yeah, I don’t see women lining up around the block for this catch of a human being.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 4 months ago
Unless it’s the 52Hz whale. I’d shed a tear for that lonely creature; not for that biologist though.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
It’s like Wyle E Coyote finally gets an ACME rocket that’s fast enough to catch the road runner, only to go zooming by the roadrunner on an upward trajectory headed for the moon.
notabot@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Well yes, humpback whales reach sexual maturity by around 10 years of age (some much before then it seems). A marine biologist is still practically in it’s larval form at that point.
(Yes, yes, I know that wasn’t what you meant, but I couldn’t help myself)