Comment on Whales

vk6flab@lemmy.radio ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• notabot@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well yes, humpback whales reach sexual maturity by around 10 years of age (some much before then it seems). A marine biologist is still practically in it’s larval form at that point.

  (Yes, yes, I know that wasn’t what you meant, but I couldn’t help myself)

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• BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The marine biologist: Image

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  • grimdeter@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was scrolling comments to see if i am the only one who thought about him

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• pivot_root@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hmmm, let’s see:

  • Can’t even spell “can” correctly. (dumb)
  • Bad attitude towards animals. (mean spirited)
  • Paid for premium. (desperate)

  Yeah, I don’t see women lining up around the block for this catch of a human being.

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Unless it’s the 52Hz whale. I’d shed a tear for that lonely creature; not for that biologist though.

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• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s like Wyle E Coyote finally gets an ACME rocket that’s fast enough to catch the road runner, only to go zooming by the roadrunner on an upward trajectory headed for the moon.

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