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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  LOL my god, I was gonna say. OP apparently lacks a rudimentary immune system as well. Or, is shoving that tp way, way too deep. And leaving it there.

  My wife got me to install a bidet. Can’t remember to try it. Been 8-months, still forget.

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  • JCreazy@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’ve had a bidet for 8 months and you have yet to experience its wonders?

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    • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve had a bidet for years and never used it. The rest of my family does, but I have no interest.

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      • Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It is far superior and unmeasurably more efficient.

        Actually you can measure it, by the amount you save on shit tickets.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He lives in a hut in the rainforest maybe?

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